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JOKE OF THE DAY

An old man and a young man worked in office next to each other. The young man noticed that the older man always had a jar of peanuts on his desk. The young man loved peanuts.

One day while the older man was away from his desk, the young man couldn't resist and went to the old man's jar and ate over half the peanuts. When the old man returned, the young man felt guilty and confessed to taking the peanuts.

The old man responded, "That's ok. Since I lost my teeth all I can do is lick the chocolate off the M&Ms." (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laughter.gif)

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